the 4th on tumblr is great because europe is like “ugh stfu america” and canada is like “happy bday usa” and america is like “lol shut up canada im trying to piss off europe”
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
Blankets, since forever.
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-