The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
Blankets, since forever.
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
Oh dear God. I am crying right now. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Homo hot lips is my favorite.
in your mother’s anus
BIRDSEED I’M DYING